doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
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sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
But it’s two completely different conversations
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
Officer: are you aware how fast you were going?
Me: Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph…
Officer: omg add me
Officer: are you aware how fast you were going?
Me: Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph…
Officer: omg add me
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.
Oh my god.